"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
religious homophobes think that as long as they’re polite about their hateful views it’s not gonna count as hate well it does and it literally kills people and you stay silent with that “I love you but I don’t support your lifestyle” you don’t fucking deserve the right to say you love us it’s a goddamn LIE
everyone. everywhere. everyday
ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
It worries me that one of their first thoughts was to snapchat it.
how the hell do you fuck up doing the laundry that badly
"your crush is coming!! act normal!!"
when your mom makes your favorite food for dinner
your friend said a bad word in front of his parents
“that bitch is looking at you!!”
Cate Blanchett, Zhou Xun, and Emily Blunt for Portofino, A Sparkle to the Wrist.